- July 13th, 2015, 6:45 pm
I’m getting close to 30, have two kids, a wife and run a shitty time-intensive-soul-sucking business. I imagine a significant portion of other players reside within the realms of this white-picket-fence bullshit too. Almost 30 years old with memories of skipping high school to play subspace – not good memories, productive character building memories, the kind of memories you look back on and mischievously smile about. No, just memories of a squandered youth in front of a 20kg CRT monitor flying a heavily pixelated blob around for hours, over 20,000 of them to be nearer the truth.
Heed my words – get out while you can, fuck everything that holds a pulse and is of the sexual persuasion you prefer. Lower your standards dramatically, use protection and consume copious quantities of every drug available. Combine drugs, have a threesome, participate in mass orgies and travel, travel everywhere. Shit if I had the opportunity I’d even visit Syria asit would be exceedingly more interesting that my current life – because that’s the point. Once you get married and have children, your dick shrivels up and dies, your passport expires and you’re stuck. Stuck throwing literal cash at mini versions of yourself, tiny doppelgangers that are going to grow up not appreciating shit anyways. Little motherfuckers that you both adore and hate – nay – begrudge, that are so goddamn cute that homicide, a once obvious solution becomes a conflicting proposition.......little fucks.
Fuck this game - DONT RETURN! - Live your life, otherwise you’ll end up like me – a fucking eunuch with a credit card that actually took up golf, i mean......fucking GOLF!....wtf
Oh and hi.